Spiked

by Markham

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1 Jay { 12.10.07 at 9:52 pm }

Read the post and i thought it was a pity it was removed from the site.

2 Markham { 12.11.07 at 7:10 am }

Thanks jaydee,

I felt bad removing it as I believed what I said to be true, but the choices were to either remove it or risk the full ignorant scorn of the orange-faced masses and their sycophantic friends in the meeja.

The instinct for self-preservation won in the end.

3 Cian { 12.12.07 at 10:10 am }

Self-preservation? What’s that?

4 Markham { 12.13.07 at 8:16 am }

Self-preservation:

a) Applying a 15cm coating of orange foundation so that no UV light can add to the damage being done to your skin by your excessive smoking/lack of sleep/massive cocaine habit.

b) Cryogenics

c) Avoiding being stomped to death by D-Fo Hos in stilletos that cost as much as a car but were made for 35c by a child at the business end of a Chinese bullwhip

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