The Electorate Strikes Back

It’s T minus 24 hours until election time and nasty old John Howard (evil emperor – boooooooo) looks like he’s on the way out while Tintin-faced newcomer Kevin Rudd (Luke Skywalker – yaaaaaaaaay) is ready to usher in a new era of hope and prosperity. It’s your basic showdown of cartoonish good-versus-evil.

Howard to Rudd: “Your over-confidence is your weakness”

Rudd’s retort: “Your faith in your friends is yours…”

The drama!

As with any potential Labor/red flag Government, they are flush with liberal optimism, unworried by the cloud of potential financial disaster that follows them.

Who will win? The steady old domineering hand that is the Coalition/Dark Empire or Labor, the rag-tag rebels fighting the good fight on the smell of an oily rag?

Who knows!

Who has the attention span to pay attention to the debates?

No-one!

Thankfully those Labor wags have played a hulllllllarious prank to keep us distracted from it all. The 2.0 jokesters!

Selling Kirribilli House on a well-respected property website? Open for inspection, sorry, ELECTION?

Somebody stitch up my sides! (Full pic below the fold – beware, like, total MIRTH ALERT!)

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